SCENE: The kitchen, DAD is chopping a random vegetable, crispy duck is cooking in the oven.
SERAFINAH walks in
SERAFINAH: Omigod duck pancakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *freaks out with happiness*
DAD: We haven't got any cucumber, I'm afraid.
SERAFINAH: I don't care. *catches sight of bowl of carrots on table* I am not having carrots with it.
DAD: You refuse to eat carrots?
SERAFINAH: Yep.
DAD: Then I refuse to give you duck.
SERA: I will just take some myself.
DAD: You and who's army?
SERA: Me and my army of... *thinks for a moment* Vashta Nerada!
DAD: What weapons do Vashta Nerada use?
SERA: *starting to get a bit worried* Vashta Nerada. You know what I'm talking about, right?
DAD:.......
SERA: *pleading* Please say you know what I'm talking about!
DAD:..........
SERA: NO-ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!!! *runs out, wailing*
That, friends, is my life in a conversation.
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